One of the things to know about me - possibly the most telling and important thing to know about me - is that I am owned by German Shepherd Dogs. Not a single dog really. More the breed.
It is the fault of my first GSD (German Shepherd Dog for those not in the know this is the official name of the dog - not German Shepherd - see Tina Fey confusion in an American Express commercial). He was perfect.
I'm now on my second GSD and while she is a rescue and therefore less than perfect (too much PTSD) she is perfect for being - well - perfect.
Because after all....she is a German Shepherd Dog.